This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever done.
But before I continue, let me just lecture myself o.0
1: This was childish and stupid!
2: You could have gotten your friend Crystal hurt or yourself!
3: You gone to far just to prove a point!
4: You could had lost your car and but yourself in a financial mess!
Feel free to add to my list. n__n
Few Sundays ago,,, While driving on I-95, going no faster then 60mph. Traffic was a bit slow.
I notice behind me the impatient "Shaniqua" (That's the name I gave her) tailgating me. She decides to go around me so she can go one car faster, one car meaning mine. -__-!
Then "Shaniqua" thought she could go faster if she goes to the center lane. Which mind you is not going any faster. I-95 is crowded. @__@ not even 2 minutes went by before she switches back to my lane. Cutting me off for the second time.
So I flash my lights at her and show her my sign language skills. Then "Tyrone" (Her passenger) showed me he can sign language too. We exchange our abilities for about 20 seconds. To prove that I was better, I signal them to pull over and they did. I pulled right behind "Shaniqua’s car" some how she managed to get (all of her 200 + pound’s) out of the car before I did. She approached my box. And the debate began.
I start with the logic of driving and I criticize her thinking abilities. She counters with "you bitch!" I counter back with the same combo, but I add the “F” word and I point at the slow traffic. She counters again with
"you bitch!” on and on she goes, like if was the only words she knew. So when she could not out argue me, she turns against my car and kicks "Tyler" (My XB) and runs back to her car.
I am Joe’s Boiling Point. (Fight Club quote ^__^!)
I run back to my car and grabbed my 1-foot 3/4 MAG-LITE and ran to her car. I grabbed her door before she closed it. How stupid and pointless this was? I know I agree with you. But my thoughts; “ hell, I'm already crazy for doing something like this, so I might as well act even crazier” I just went off on her.
The logic side of me said, was this worth it? Was it worth putting yourself at risk like this? Maybe I'm starting to get addicted to adrenaline. Every bone in my body felt this sort of evil and rage. I felt good. Their looks of fear as laughable. I felt no sympathy.
The only conclusion I came up with was, I might have had a few unresolved issues of rage locked some where in me and I took it out of them. Will I do something like this again?
more likely not.
I got lucky that this only ended with their stupid scare faces imprinted in my mind.
The conclusion to this insanity,
I finish my speech and I slammed her car door and told her to get the fuck out of here. They drove away with the, WTF just happen look on their faces. Before that I checked to make sure no damage was done to my box. My friend managed to write down there tag. Then Her and I continue on our happy shopping day.
I use to be such a happy person ^__^